The Geek's List of Stupid Comments
1.
2. So I'm Flair?
3. At least their getting paid
4. 13 blow jobs
5. FUCK YOU!!!
6. Hand out the window
7. Bure..no BERE!
8. Those guys
9. Chinese vs. Jews, NOT ALLOWED
10. ice water
11. look at the lights
12. i'll buy another pair of tickets
13. J*r*my, get your ass out of here
14. in the back of a chicken
15. 2 bucksh for my sister
16. my dad has a client
17. my grandmother had a heart attack
18. vroom! steal a dress!
19. are you mad? 1 to 10
20. you guys are all fucking geek!
21. what!
22. geek? shit!
23. should I be?
24. St*ph*nie? do you like my clothes
25. 24, 36, hut!
26. I'll call you back
27. 8 YEARS!
28. I put my sister in the figure four
29. i'm not racist!
30. BANNED!!!!!
31. Hello, is Geek there? [1 second later] it's me!
32. Call the cops over 10 cents
33. HOGAN RETIRED! (on speaker phone)
34. is geek there? he's busy
35. Let's get a movie!
36. what are you doing? i'm thinking.
37. KFC , how did i end up with one?
38. GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY YOU ASSHOLES!!
39. david
40. geek in the middle
41. C'MON!!!!!!!!!!!!
42. ending makes movie
43. media makes maniac, maniac makes media
44. i know he's home!!!
45. Dan? did you like the sign part?
46. shawn grossner
47. no chicken for you (waiter at pickle barrel)
48. flegal's closed
49. Carter suckssSSSSsssSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
50. sabre emotions (uhh..ohhh..ahh.eeeeehh)
51. who went in the locker?!
52. hole in the sun/money incorporated
53. the dealer must be nervous
54. charity? BullSHIT!
55. what are you doing? Eating sours.
56. hello? this is homer simpson
57. trust me!
58. joe blow..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
59. geek? what is that? put it back.
60. i got a joke but i'm not telling.
61. my mom may play football, but d*n's mom bobs for wings
62. crack in the window
63. geek? st*ph? geek? st*ph? geek? click.
64. beetle juice. beetle juice. beetle juice.
65. messing geek's hair!
66. Mr. Anderson? can i have your autograph?
67. Eddie Murray, Ball on a string with note.
68. can't wait to get my ass in the seat!!
69. phone off hook on sunday morning
70. Maddux/hashek/geek, accident!
71. I've had enough of this shit!
72. i spoke to your mom for 40 mins. WHAAAAAAT!?
73. BONK!
74. 50 guys on me
75. Dina Jacobson
76. what smells
77. Everybody in thornlea call the geek a geek when you see him
78. Mr. wilson
79. Time ran out
80. Ok i did
81. Go whack off
82. What does he do in there?
83. Can you crack your toes felice? i like it.
84. something bit me. it was probably a mosquito
85. whip the bag
86. right turn signal
87. whip cream
88. the fink
89. look there's loser boy
90. the shmile
91. 2 tonne chicken
92. whitney houston
93. picture in pajama's with rat
94.
95. leprechaun/grapefruits
96. ripped up tickets in the face
97. chicken or proline? sours?
98. Hands off the wheel
99. Fuck you all J*r*my
100.Ernie Whitt shirt
101.foot in the face
102.in front of Shanhan's car for two hours
103.Ace Ventura, STOP , I couldn't hear you.
104.Gimme my nickel
105.it depends what day of the week it is
106.AUG 19 Tyson fight
107.Crazy, nuts
108. buy a sports team
109. 365 Id cards for sunshines
110.we'll meet you there
111.Married with children 200th episode
112.only 26 soups left
113.Monopoly
114.St*ph ride home from Thornlea
115.OH HI
116.Florida
117.Family is a pile of shit
118.Geek, you can talk
119.Shaquille O'neal
120.Smartest man alive
121.Going to Kitchener for steak
122.Throwing the tray at McDonalds when **ack people came!
123.Coke can in movie
124.Janitor in the caf
125.Painted his skin white
126.Sugar in pockets/salt in hair
127.Alarm is going off in one minute
128.100 tries to parallel park
129.Did I have an erection?
130.Geek's a geek,....DAD!You're a geek!
131.Albert Belle-Fuck off!
132.The wallet noise(shhhhhh...)
133.New Years 1995
134.The What face
135.Throwing a chicken throught the window
136.Geeking him (waiting outside his house)
137.Kids for sale sign
138.If were not home, we're bowling
139.Bugging Mr. McH*nry about the Broncos
140.Let's go Sabres, rock this house down(notebook)
141.Geek, hold on 1 second,......GEEK!!
142.Hiding his shoes
143.Ditching him to Mar*gol*s house
144.ZOOM!
145.Budwiser
146.Car Shirt
147.Cricle him out!
148.Push him through the Stargate
149.Betting on Geek's tests
150.Stephano!!
151.Clown/Wind
152.Boston College vs. Notre Dame(road hockey)
153.MARKIS AGEEK
154.Devon White, A.C. Earl, Jimmy King
155.Say something! To who? About What?(You're allowed to talk)
156.The Guy.....and the circle....and the board
157.Just there
158.Maddux, Sabres= beats, retaliation= hospitilization
159.Shaves his own hair
160.Flaky at work(J*remy)
161.Raid on Christmas Vacation
162.Garfield on the window of his car
163.Contract for return of $100
164.Smartest man alive
165.Who wants chicken(Fan 590)
166.Shhh....YO!(Radio Demo)
167.Jackie-Bowling Girl
168.Walkie Talkie at J*sh's house
169.Chebark Fataine
170.Mich*lle Bl*ck- Jays Game/Swiss Chalet
171.Betting- 10 million, NO WAY!
172.Stealing J*r*mys Harvey's coupons
173.Seth Joyner/Tony Twist jerseys
174.Sports messenger after school
175.Geek outbid J*r*my at school auction
176.Dad - 1 millionth caller on Starphone
177."The Way"
178.Ted Dibiase on radio - CLUNK!
179.Mom ran away
180.Taking stuff from his locker, putting it back on the last day
181.10:40 a.m.
182."Don't call me a geek" - "I didn't you BIG GEEK!"
183.Squinting at the black board
184.Sneaking pop into the movies
185.Flipping pages on "Who am I?"
186.Lost his shoe in the mosh pit
187.Charcoal Steakhouse
188.Oh....hi
189.My theme song should be "Respect"
190.L*bek, H*nry, S*ul, Blond guy want to kick his ass
191.Sand knee in the back
192.3 hours for Top Gun
193.Walk the rabbit
194.Paints himself white
195.Predicting next days clothes
196.Open hand punch
197.Say 'OH' while swaying from push
198.17 points if left uncovered
199.Gave Brad May his telepone number
200.THE WAY HE BOWLS!
201.The Kingshtons
202.Headstone for rat in his yard
203.Dad on Bar Mitzvah video- $124!
204.House burned down
205.Mom measuring the tree on the lawn
206.Same Jacket, Same Jersey
207.Al Osuna
208."Chicken named Fred"/ "More Chicken than Chicken"songs
209.Kentucky Nip
210.Harassment at tennis with J*r*my
211.Rat will get out and kick Geek's ass!
212.Toilet papered his car!
213.His hair is a Jungle
214.Geek is J*r*mys bank
Thanks for the memories. You've made our lives a most unbelievable experience!
To be continued as your comments get dumber you big geek!
From the posse.
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